Buddha Bullshit - available from 2026 🟠
What do the Dalai Lama, the Golden Temple, and the Kama Sutra have in common?
They all show up in the soon-to-be-released book:
Buddha Bullshit
From the origin to worm food
"... because it's high time to do a thorough clean-up:
With misconceptions, with esoteric marketing hype, and with all the pseudo-spiritual bullshit that is sold today under the label "Buddhism"."
Cheeky
Controversial
Smartass
The Author
Kristin is a high-functioning autistic woman and gifted in several cognitive areas.
Through her self-taught studies in psychology, she encountered the original teachings of the Pali Canon years ago — the oldest fully preserved collection of the teachings of Siddhartha Gautama, the founder of what we call “Buddhism” today.
With Buddha Bullshit, she’s releasing a book that not only breaks down the complexity of Buddhism in plain language but also exposes our modern spiritual wishful thinking, the usual misunderstandings, and the actual core of the buddhistic teachings.
What's waiting for you
"The classic misunderstanding:
A grinning bald man with a pot belly sits in the corner of an Asian restaurant and is reverently called 'the Buddha'.
Some even rub his belly - for luck, prosperity, or extra crispy spring rolls."
Who he really is?
One of the many questions the book actually answers.
"Buddha wasn't a yoga teacher.
He didn't teach people how to look highly enlightened, but how to end suffering."
Sure, the Downward-Facing Dog position might help ease your everyday “suffering” a bit, but for the full approach, the practice of "the open book" is recommended.
"If you believe today’s wellness accounts, mindfulness gurus, and lifestyle coaches, Buddhism is mainly one thing:
a fashionable lifestyle — clean, vegan, minimalist. Filled with bamboo-and-linen ritual sets and, of course, soul food. Preferably served as a carefully color-coordinated ‘Buddha Bowl’ that has about as much to do with an actual "Buddha" as a smoothie has to do with the enlightenment."
Ready to find out how unsexy Buddhism actually is?
Take the journey through the book back to the beginning and see for yourself.
"You finally want to know what Buddhism is all about?
No problem, you say to yourself - Google it:
'Buddhism + meaning + origin'
Ten seconds later, you're enlightened.
Congratulations!"
Maybe you’d rather read the book instead.
Your path to enlightment
You can either wait for a Tibetan monk to deliver the book to your home or pre-order it today through our shop.
We will notify you as soon as the book is published at the beginning of December 2025.